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Derek Zoolander is VH1's three time male model of the year, but when Hansel wins the award instead, Zoolander's world becomes upside down. His friends disappear, his father is disappointed in him, and he feels that he's not good as a model anymore. But when evil fashion guru Mugatu hires Zoolander, β¦he thinks his life has turned back round again, that is until he finds out that Mugatu has actually brainwashed him to kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia. Can Zoolander and his new friends find out how to prevent the incident before it's too late? (Read More)
Subgenre: | spy spoofconspiracy theorybased on sketch comedycult classicabsurdismconspiracycult film |
Themes: | falling in lovefashionexploitationseductionfuneraldancebetrayalmurdersurrealism |
Mood: | car chase |
Locations: | usagas stationcemetery |
Characters: | mermaidphotographer |
Period: | 2000s |
Story: | fashion modelfashion showfashion designerlincoln assassinationkennedy assassinationassassination attemptmedium format cameraflash camerafilm camerareference to john wilkes boothreference to jcpenneylegless personmob of photographersbrainwashed assassinexploding gasoline station β¦time magazinebungee jumpingcomedic sex sceneflipcatch phrasefrat packmultiple cameosfreak accidentcoal minerphoto studiorunwaycatwalkcoal minethrowing starblackfaceeulogypick axemalaysiashurikenchild laborsurname as titlehead ripped offvillain arrestedreference to abraham lincolnbreakdancemale modelbutt slapbulimiaspavanitycameo appearancemasseusescootertv commercialmale objectificationbrainwashingdjblack and white scenetitle appears in writingrivalhypnosishit in the crotchobesitydwarfstupidityretirementfameteasecret agentfirst partsplit screendirected by starkicked in the facewritten and directed by cast memberfemme fataleassassinationexploding cardeath of frienddisguisespycleavageshot in the backreporterorgymarijuanafalling from heightcamerapunched in the faceface slappistolerectiontitle spoken by charactercharacter name in titlebare chested maleone word titleflashbacksequel (See All) |
After many years of being separated from modeling and each other, Derek and Hansel are dragged back into the fashion world in Rome. After being humiliated on the runway by the people behind the scenes, Derek and Hansel decide to quit the business . . . until retired swimsuit model, Valentina, drags β¦them back in with questions about recent celebrity deaths. Soon after, Derek also realizes out that the son who was taken from him is in Rome, and is much dismayed to find that Derek, Jr. is fat. And smart. Regardless, Derek, Sr. continues his mission with Hansel, which leads them to the fashion-model legends of "Adam, Eve, and Steve", and the "Chosen One". Who is that person? Why do the models drink the Chosen One's blood? Will Derek's and Hansel's careers resume? (Read More)
Subgenre: | absurdism |
Themes: | fashionmurder |
Characters: | photographer |
Period: | 2000s |
Story: | fashion modelfashion showfashion designerrunwaycatwalkmale modelmale objectificationdjblack and white scenestupidityretirementdirected by stardisguiseorgycharacter name in title β¦bare chested malesequelflashback (See All) |
Rowan Atkinson returns to the role of the accidental secret agent who doesn't know fear or danger in the comedy spy-thriller Johnny English Reborn. In his latest adventure, the most unlikely intelligence officer in Her Majesty's Secret Service must stop a group of international assassins before they β¦ eliminate a world leader and cause global chaos. In the years since MI-7's top spy vanished off the grid, he has been honing his unique skills in a remote region of Asia. But when his agency superiors learn of an attempt against the Chinese premier's life, they must hunt down the highly unorthodox agent. Now that the world needs him once again, Johnny English is back in action. With one shot at redemption, he must employ the latest in hi-tech gadgets to unravel a web of conspiracy that runs throughout the KGB, CIA and even MI-7. With mere days until a heads of state conference, one man must use every trick in his playbook to protect us all. For Johnny English, disaster may be an option, but failure never is. (Read More)
Subgenre: | spy spoofabsurdismconspiracy |
Themes: | betrayalmurder |
Story: | assassination attemptbrainwashed assassinbrainwashinghypnosishit in the crotchstupiditysecret agentkicked in the facedisguisespyshot in the backfalling from heightpunched in the facepistolcharacter name in title β¦flashbacksequel (See All) |
Jackie Chan, a top secret militant soldier, crashes into the South African jungle after his mission of kidnapping three scientists (who were experimenting with a powerful mineral) has gone awry. Waking up in a village of local natives, Chan has no memory of who he is, thus being addressed as "Who Am β¦ I". His journey with aid from two female sidekicks to find out his identity leads him all the way to Rotterdam where he coincidentally discovers the location of the organization that kidnapped the three scientists. With no memory, Chan is thirsty for answers by any means necessary. (Read More)
Subgenre: | spy spoofabsurdismconspiracycult film |
Themes: | betrayalmurder |
Mood: | car chase |
Story: | assassination attemptblack and white scenesecret agentdirected by starkicked in the facewritten and directed by cast memberexploding carspyreporterfalling from heightcamerapunched in the facepistoltitle spoken by charactercharacter name in title β¦bare chested maleflashback (See All) |
MI6's top assassin (Mark Strong) has a brother. Unfortunately for him, he's a football hooligan (Sacha Baron Cohen) from the town of Grimsby. Nobby has everything a man from the poor English fishing town of Grimsby could want - 9 children and the most attractive girlfriend in northern England (Rebel β¦ Wilson). There's only one thing missing in his life: his little brother, Sebastian. After they were adopted by different families as children, Nobby spent 28 years searching for him. Upon hearing of his location, Nobby sets off to reunite with his brother, unaware that not only is his brother an MI6 agent, but he's just uncovered a plot that puts the world in danger. On the run and wrongfully accused, Sebastian realizes that if he is going to save the world, he will need the help of its biggest idiot. (Read More)
Subgenre: | spy spoofabsurdismconspiracy |
Themes: | seductionbetrayalmurder |
Mood: | car chase |
Story: | assassination attemptvillain arrestedspamale objectificationobesitystupiditysecret agentkicked in the facefemme fataleexploding cardisguisespyshot in the backfalling from heightcamera β¦punched in the facepistolerectiontitle spoken by charactercharacter name in titlebare chested maleone word titleflashback (See All) |
American Maxwell Smart works for a Government spy agency in an administrative capacity. When the agency's head office is attacked, the Chief decides to assign Maxwell as a spy and partners him with sexy Agent 99, much to her chagrin. The duo nevertheless set off to combat their attackers by first pa β¦rachuting off an airplane and landing in Russian territory - followed closely by an over seven feet tall, 400 pound goon, known simply as Dalip. The duo, handicapped by Maxwell's antics, will eventually have their identities compromised, and may be chalked up as casualties, while back in America their attackers have already planted a bomb that is set-up to explode in a concert. (Read More)
Subgenre: | spy spoof |
Themes: | dancebetrayalmurder |
Period: | 2000s |
Story: | butt slapobesitysecret agentkicked in the faceassassinationexploding cardisguisespyfalling from heightpunched in the faceface slappistolcharacter name in titleflashback |
Based on Rosalie Ham's best selling novel, The Dressmaker is the story of femme fatale Tilly Dunnage who returns to her small home town in the country to right the wrongs of the past. A stylish drama with comic undertones about love, revenge and haute couture.
Subgenre: | absurdism |
Themes: | fashionfuneraldancebetrayalmurder |
Locations: | cemetery |
Characters: | photographer |
Story: | flash cameramale objectificationrivalteafemme fataledeath of friendmarijuanacameraface slapbare chested maleflashback |
In the Dzhugdzhur Mountains, Eastern Siberia, the criminal Dieter Von Cunth steals a Russian X5 nuclear warhead. Colonel James Faith travels to Rio Bamba, Ecuador, with the efficient Lieutenant Dixon Piper to summon the retired special operative MacGruber to retrieve the X5. MacGruber is considered β¦deceased after the death of his beloved wife Casey by his archenemy Cunth in their wedding. MacGruber teams up with Piper and Vicki St. Elmo and they learn that the evil Cunth intends to use the warhead to destroy Washington D.C. (Read More)
Subgenre: | spy spoofbased on sketch comedycult film |
Themes: | murder |
Locations: | cemetery |
Story: | assassination attemptsecret agentkicked in the faceexploding cardeath of frienddisguisespyshot in the backfalling from heightpistolerectiontitle spoken by charactercharacter name in titlebare chested maleone word title β¦flashback (See All) |
When the Switchblade, the most sophisticated prototype stealth fighter created yet, is stolen from the U.S. government, one of the United States' top spies, Alex Scott, is called to action. What he doesn't expect is to get teamed up with a cocky civilian, World Class Boxing Champion Kelly Robinson, β¦on a dangerous top secret espionage mission. Their assignment: using equal parts skill and humor, catch Arnold Gundars, one of the world's most successful illegal arms dealers, and foil his treacherous plans for the plane. (Read More)
Subgenre: | spy spoof |
Mood: | car chase |
Story: | scootersecret agentsplit screenkicked in the faceexploding carspyshot in the backfalling from heightpunched in the facepistolbare chested male |
He's found his mojo, baby, and now Austin Powers is back again in this shagadelic comedy-adventure! The "sshhh!" hits the fan when Dr. Evil and Mini-Me escape from prison. Joining forces with the superfreaky Goldmember, they kidnap Austin's father, master spy Nigel Powers, in a dastardly time-travel β¦ scheme to take over the world. Before you can say "Shake Your Booty," Austin cruises to 1975 and teams up with sexy Foxxy Cleopatra to stop Dr. Evil and Goldmember from their mischievous mayhem. (Read More)
Subgenre: | spy spoofcult film |
Story: | villain arrestedcameo appearancehit in the crotchobesitydwarfsecret agentsplit screenexploding carspycharacter name in titleflashbacksequel |
A re-run of many of the gags from the original TV series 'Police Squad'. An Airplane type spoof, this time with the an incompetent lieutenant (Drebin) who always 'gets his man'. Visual gags come thick and fast, and it's impossible to catch them all with one viewing. The plot.. Queen Elizabeth II of β¦England is coming to town, and Vincent Ludwig has plans to assassinate her using a brainwashed baseball player. (Read More)
Subgenre: | absurdismcult film |
Themes: | murder |
Mood: | car chase |
Story: | assassination attemptbrainwashed assassinbrainwashingstupidityfirst partfemme fataleexploding carfalling from heightsequel |
Susan Cooper is an unassuming, deskbound CIA analyst, and the unsung hero behind the Agency's most dangerous missions. But when her partner falls off the grid and another top agent is compromised, she volunteers to go deep undercover to infiltrate the world of a deadly arms dealer, and prevent a glo β¦bal crisis. (Read More)
Subgenre: | spy spoof |
Themes: | betrayalmurder |
Mood: | car chase |
Locations: | usa |
Story: | assassination attempthit in the crotchdisguisespycleavageshot in the backfalling from heightpunched in the facepistoltitle spoken by characterone word titleflashback |
Small-town stoner Mike Howell ('Jesse Eisenberg' (qv)) spends most of his time getting high and writing a graphic novel about a superhero monkey. What Mike doesn't know is that he was trained by the CIA to be a lethal killing machine. When the agency targets him for termination, his former handler a β¦ctivates his latent skills, turning the mild-mannered slacker into a deadly weapon. Now, the utterly surprised Mike must use his newfound abilities to save himself and his girlfriend from getting wasted by the failed test subjects that are sent after him by the CIA. (Read More)
Subgenre: | spy spoofabsurdismconspiracy |
Themes: | betrayalmurder |
Locations: | gas station |
Story: | assassination attemptbrainwashingsecret agentfemme fataleexploding cardisguisespyshot in the backpunched in the faceface slappistolbare chested maleflashback |
Playboy Britt Reid (Seth Rogen) becomes the new publisher of Los Angeles' "The Daily Sentinel" after the sudden death of his father. Britt's party life is about to change when he and his driver and kung fu expert, Kato (Jay Chou), stop a robbery. With the help of Kato, Britt starts a new career of f β¦ighting crime as the masked superhero "The Green Hornet". (Read More)
Themes: | funeralmurder |
Mood: | car chase |
Locations: | gas stationcemetery |
Story: | title appears in writinghit in the crotchsplit screenkicked in the faceexploding carshot in the backfalling from heightpunched in the faceface slappistoltitle spoken by charactercharacter name in titlebare chested maleflashback |
After a fateful mistake costing his career, an ex-soccer player bum meets a shaolin kung fu student trying to spread the word of kung fu. The ex-soccer player helps reconcile with his five brothers, and teaches them soccer, adding shaolin kung fu as a twist.
Subgenre: | absurdismcult film |
Themes: | dancemurder |
Characters: | photographer |
Story: | time magazineblack and white sceneobesitywritten and directed by cast memberdeath of friendreporterfalling from heightcamerapunched in the faceface slapbare chested maleflashback |
Four American soldiers who are in Iraq are sent on a mission to recover plates for printing 100 dollar bills that were used to print a billion dollars. After doing the job and returning to the base their commanding officer is killed in an explosion and the plates are stolen by another operative. The β¦y would be court martialed and sent to different prisons. 6 months later, the leader, Hannibal Smith is visited by a CIA spook who tells him he knows where the man who took the plates is and wants him and his men to recover it. So he helps him escape and he breaks out the others and they go after the plates. But after doing it, they discover that the spook might not be ok. And a military intelligence officer who was involved with one of them is pursuing them. (Read More)
Subgenre: | conspiracy |
Themes: | funeralbetrayalmurder |
Mood: | car chase |
Locations: | cemetery |
Period: | 2000s |
Story: | villain arrestedsecret agentsplit screenkicked in the faceexploding cardisguiseshot in the backfalling from heightpunched in the faceface slappistoltitle spoken by characterbare chested maleflashback |
This is the story of 1970s African-American action legend Black Dynamite. The Man killed his brother, pumped heroin into local orphanages, and flooded the ghetto with adulterated malt liquor. Black Dynamite was the one hero willing to fight The Man all the way from the blood-soaked city streets to t β¦he hallowed halls of the Honky House.. (Read More)
Subgenre: | conspiracycult film |
Themes: | funeralmurder |
Mood: | car chase |
Story: | throwing starreference to abraham lincolnsplit screenkicked in the faceexploding carpunched in the facepistoltitle spoken by charactercharacter name in titlebare chested maleflashback |
After the Kingsman headquarters are blown up by a psychotic criminal named Poppy Adams. The surviving agents find their way to an allied secret organisation based in Kentucky, named Statesman. The two agencies must now work together in order to save the world and take down the so called 'Golden Circ β¦le'. (Read More)
Subgenre: | spy spoofabsurdism |
Themes: | seductiondancebetrayalmurder |
Mood: | car chase |
Story: | assassination attemptsecret agentkicked in the facefemme fataleexploding cardeath of friendspyshot in the backpunched in the facepistoltitle spoken by characterbare chested maleflashbacksequel |
Rowan plays the eponymous lead character in a spoof spy thriller. During the course of the story we follow our hero as he attempts to single-handedly save the country from falling into the hands of a despot.
Subgenre: | spy spoof |
Themes: | funeral |
Mood: | car chase |
Locations: | cemetery |
Story: | secret agentfirst partspyface slappistoltitle spoken by charactercharacter name in title |
Action movie star Tugg Speedman is on the downslide of his professional career. He wants to be considered a serious actor, but his latest serious role as the title character in "Simple Jack" resulted in negative reviews and ridicule. Comedian Jeff Portnoy is best known for his leading roles in sopho β¦moric comedies, and may be less well known for his rampant drug use. Five time Oscar winner Kirk Lazarus is a serious method actor, who immerses himself in whatever the role. On location in southeast Vietnam, they are the stars of "Tropic Thunder", based on Vietnam war veteran 'Four Leaf' Tayback's memoirs of his rescue during the war, that rescue which was considered a near suicide mission for the assigned army force and resulted in him losing both hands. For his role, Caucasian Australian Lazarus even went through a controversial surgical skin dying procedure so that he could convincingly play a black man. Production is not going well since rookie director Damien Cockburn is unable to control the prima-donna attitude of his three stars. Cockburn and Tayback decide that the five primary actors - Speedman, Portnoy, Lazarus, rapper Alpa Chino, and newcomer Kevin Sandusky - need to work together as a unit as did their real life characters. The five are placed in the middle of the jungle, and with only a map and their prop machine guns in hand, are asked to work together to battle through the stunt pyrotechnics in their way. What none of the seven of them know is that they have been dβ¦ (Read More)
Subgenre: | cult film |
Period: | 2000s |
Story: | frat packmultiple cameosblackfacebutt slaptitle appears in writinghit in the crotchdirected by starwritten and directed by cast memberexploding cardisguiseshot in the backpunched in the faceface slaptitle spoken by character |
Retired CIA agent Frank Moses is in love with Sarah Ross and enjoying their normal life. Out of the blue, Marvin Boggs meets Frank in the supermarket and tells that Wikileaks has released the information that they had participated and know the whereabouts of the Nightshade, a portable nuclear weapon β¦ that was smuggled in pieces and hidden in Russia. Now the top agents in the world are under contract to seek them out to discover where Nightshade is. The trio travels to Paris and teams-up with the Russian Katja to track down the former Russian Agent 'The Frog' to get more information about the operation. They learn that the brilliant inventor Dr. Edward Bailey might know where the weapon is. They discover that Bailey has been interned in an asylum in London by the MI-6 for thirty-two years and the British Victoria joins the team. They rescue Bailey and find that the nuclear device is hidden in the Kremlin. Soon the dangerous South Korean Han joins the group expecting to retrieve the weapon. But dangerous killer Jack Horton is hunting Frank down and will not stop until he recovers the nuclear bomb. (Read More)
Subgenre: | conspiracy |
Themes: | seductionfuneralbetrayalmurder |
Mood: | car chase |
Story: | assassination attemptsecret agentkicked in the facefemme fataleexploding cardisguisespyshot in the backpunched in the faceface slappistolbare chested malesequel |
After an attempted assassination on Ambassador Han, Inspector Lee and Detective Carter are back in action as they head to Paris to protect a French woman with knowledge of the Triads' secret leaders. Lee also holds secret meetings with a United Nations authority, but his personal struggles with a Ch β¦inese criminal mastermind named Kenji, which reveals that it's Lee's long-lost...brother. But their race will take them across the city, from the depths of the Paris underground to the breathtaking heights of the Eiffel Tower, as they fight to outrun the world's most deadly criminals and save the day. (Read More)
Themes: | murder |
Mood: | car chase |
Period: | 2000s |
Story: | assassination attempthit in the crotchkicked in the faceassassinationexploding carshot in the backfalling from heightpunched in the faceface slappistolsequel |
Set against the backdrop of 1977 Los Angeles, The Nice Guys opens when single father and licensed PI Holland March (Gosling) is hired to investigate the apparent suicide of famous porn star Misty Mountains. As the trail leads him to track down a girl named Amelia (Qualley), he encounters less licens β¦ed and less hands-off private eye Jackson Healey (Russell Crowe) and his brass knuckles, both hired by the young hippie. However, the situation takes a turn for the worse when Amelia vanishes and it becomes apparent that March wasn't the only party interested. As both men are forced to team up, they'll have to take on a world filled with eccentric goons, strippers dressed as mermaids and even a possible government conspiracy. (Read More)
Subgenre: | conspiracy |
Themes: | betrayalmurder |
Mood: | car chase |
Locations: | gas station |
Characters: | mermaid |
Story: | assassination attemptmale objectificationtitle appears in writingstupiditykicked in the facefemme fataleexploding carfalling from heightpunched in the facepistoltitle spoken by characterbare chested maleflashback |
Austin Powers is a 60's spy who is cryonically frozen and released in the 1990's. The world is a very different place for Powers. Unfortunately for Austin, everyone is no longer sex-mad. Although he may be in a different decade, his mission is still the same. He has teamed up with Vanessa Kensington β¦ to stop the evil Dr. Evil, who was also frozen in the past. Dr. Evil stole a nuclear weapon and is demanding a payment of (when he realises its the 90's) 100 billion dollars. Can Austin Powers stop this madman? or will he caught up with Evil's henchman, with names like Alotta Fagina and Random Task? Only time will tell! (Read More)
Subgenre: | spy spoofcult film |
Themes: | dancesurrealism |
Characters: | photographer |
Story: | assassination attemptsecret agentfemme fataledisguisespypistolcharacter name in title |
Harry and Lloyd are two good friends who happen to be really stupid. The duo set out on a cross country trip from Providence to Aspen, Colorado to return a briefcase full of money to its rightful owner, a beautiful woman named Mary Swanson. After a trip of one mishap after another, the duo eventuall β¦y make it to Aspen. But the two soon realize that Mary and her briefcase are the least of their problems. (Read More)
Subgenre: | cult film |
Locations: | gas station |
Story: | scootertv commercialstupiditykicked in the faceexploding carfalling from heightpunched in the faceface slappistolbare chested male |
Juggling some angry Russians, the British Mi5, his impossibly leggy wife and an international terrorist, debonair art dealer and part time rogue Charlie Mortdecai must traverse the globe armed only with his good looks and special charm in a race to recover a stolen painting rumored to contain the co β¦de to a lost bank account filled with Nazi gold. (Read More)
Subgenre: | conspiracy |
Themes: | falling in lovefuneralmurder |
Mood: | car chase |
Story: | assassination attempthit in the crotchstupiditysecret agentfemme fatalespyshot in the backfalling from heightpunched in the faceface slappistolerectiontitle spoken by charactercharacter name in titlebare chested male β¦one word titleflashback (See All) |
Jim West is a guns-a-blazing former Civil War hero. Artemus Gordon is an inventive U.S. Marshal who excels in disguise. When the United States is threatened by psychotic Confederate Arliss Loveless, President Ulysses Grant teams the duo up to bring him to justice. On a hazard-packed train journey fr β¦om Washington D.C. to Utah, West and Gordon must combine their skills to best Loveless and his diabolical machines. (Read More)
Subgenre: | spy spoof |
Story: | assassination attemptsecret agentfemme fataledisguisespypunched in the facepistolcharacter name in titlebare chested male |
Charlie is a Rhode Island state trooper with a multiple personalities. He is otherwise mild-mannered and non confrontational until somebody or something pushes him a little too far. That's when his maniacal alter-ego, Hank, takes over. Charlie is assigned on a routine mission to return alleged fugit β¦ive Irene back to upstate New York, but they wind up on the run from corrupt police officers. And their escape would be a lot simpler on everybody involved if Hank didn't keep stepping in at the most inopportune times.... (Read More)
Subgenre: | cult film |
Themes: | exploitation |
Locations: | gas station |
Period: | 2000s |
Story: | obesitydwarfstupiditykicked in the facereporterface slappistolcharacter name in titleflashback |
Determined to solve the coincidence of seeing the same conspicuous stranger three times in a day, Albert hires a pair of existentialist detectives, who insist on spying on his everyday life while sharing their views on life and the nature of the universe.
Subgenre: | absurdismcult film |
Themes: | betrayalsurrealism |
Story: | reference to abraham lincolntitle appears in writingobesitycleavagecamerapunched in the faceface slapbare chested maleflashback |
Frank Martin, played by newcomer Ed Skrein, a former special-ops mercenary, is now living a less perilous life - or so he thinks - transporting classified packages for questionable people. When Frank's father (Ray Stevenson) pays him a visit in the south of France, their father-son bonding weekend t β¦akes a turn for the worse when Frank is engaged by a cunning femme-fatale, Anna (Loan Chabanol), and her three seductive sidekicks to orchestrate the bank heist of the century. Frank must use his covert expertise and knowledge of fast cars, fast driving and fast women to outrun a sinister Russian kingpin, and worse than that, he is thrust into a dangerous game of chess with a team of gorgeous women out for revenge. From the producers of LUCY and the TAKEN trilogy, THE TRANSPORTER REFUELED is a fresh personification of the iconic role of Frank Martin, that launches the high-octane franchise into the present-day and introduces it to the next generation of thrill-seekers. (Read More)
Subgenre: | conspiracy |
Themes: | seductionbetrayalmurder |
Mood: | car chase |
Story: | black and white scenekicked in the facefemme fataleexploding cardeath of frienddisguiseshot in the backfalling from heightpunched in the facepistolbare chested malesequelflashback |
An LA detective is murdered because she has microfilm with the recipe to make cocaine cookies. A "Lethal Weapon" style cop team tries to find and stop the fiends before they can dope the nation by distributing their wares via the "Wilderness Girls" cookie drive.
Subgenre: | absurdismcult film |
Themes: | surrealism |
Story: | femme fataleexploding cardisguiseshot in the backfalling from heightpunched in the faceface slappistolbare chested maleflashback |
Topper Harley is found working as an odd-job-man in a monastery. The CIA wants him to lead a rescue mission into Iraq, to rescue the last rescue team, who went in to rescue the last rescue team who... who went in to rescue hostages left behind after Desert Storm. The President is Tug Benson, who als β¦o likes to be in on the action. Basically, it's a send-up of all the big shoot-em-up Rambo/Robocop/T2/Commando-type movies. (Read More)
Subgenre: | absurdismcult film |
Story: | head ripped offhit in the crotchstupiditykicked in the faceshot in the backfalling from heightpunched in the facepistolbare chested malesequelflashback |
The three best of the disbanded Musketeers - Athos, Porthos, and Aramis - join a young hotheaded would-be-Musketeer, D'Artagnan, to stop the Cardinal Richelieu's evil plot: to form an alliance with enemy England by way of the mysterious Milady. Rochefort, the Cardinal's right-hand man, announces the β¦ official disbanding of the King's Musketeers. Three, however, refuse to throw down their swords - Athos the fighter and drinker, Porthos the pirate and lover, and Aramis the priest and poet. Arriving in Paris to join the Musketeers, D'Artagnan uncovers the Cardinal's plans, and the four set out on a mission to protect King and Country. (Read More)
Themes: | seductionbetrayalmurder |
Story: | assassination attemptstupidityfemme fataledisguisespycleavagefalling from heightpunched in the facepistoltitle spoken by characterbare chested male |
Journalist and man-about-town Marcello struggles to find his place in the world, torn between the allure of Rome's elite social scene and the stifling domesticity offered by his girlfriend, all the while searching for a way to become a serious writer.
Subgenre: | cult film |
Themes: | surrealismmurder |
Characters: | photographer |
Story: | medium format camerafilm cameracleavagereporterorgycameraface slap |
Dr. Evil uses a device he calls a "Time Machine" to travel back to 1969 and remove Austin Powers' mojo. The sexually wounded swinger must travel back in time and, with the help of agent Felicity Shagwell, recover his vitality. Meanwhile, Dr. Evil's personal life runs amok as he discovers love, conti β¦nues to shun his son and develops a close relationship with himself. Well, actually, a clone 1/8 his size whom he dubs "Mini-Me". The always time-baffled Dr. Evil begins his plan to put a gigantic cannon on the moon, thus turning it into a device called either "The Death Star" or "Alan Parson's Project," depending on which name is available. (Read More)
Subgenre: | spy spoofcult film |
Mood: | car chase |
Story: | hit in the crotchobesitydwarffemme fatalespyfalling from heightcharacter name in titlesequel |
The Angels--Natalie, Dylan, and Alex are back again but this time they're preparing for a strike without even warning as they go undercover to retrieve two missing silver bands. These are no ordinary rings. They contain valuable encrypted information that reveal the new identities of every person in β¦ the Federal Witness Protection Program. When witnesses start turning up dead, only the Angels, using their expertise as masters of disguise, espionage and martial arts can stop the perpetrator, a mysterious "fallen" Angel. Aided by their trusty colleague, Jimmy Bosley, the Angels' adventure begins at a remote Mongolian outpost and ends only after Dylan is forced to face a dark secret from her past--a secret that puts the lives of her two best friends in danger. (Read More)
Subgenre: | spy spoof |
Themes: | betrayalmurder |
Story: | multiple cameossecret agentassassinationdisguisespyfalling from heightcharacter name in titlesequelflashback |
Officer Collins has been spearheading one of the US Army's most secretive experiments to date: the Human Hibernation Project. If successful, the project would store its subjects indefinitely until they are needed most. Their first test subject - Joe Bauers - was not chosen for his superiority. Inste β¦ad, he's chosen because he's the most average guy in the armed services. But scandal erupts after the experiment takes place, the base is closed, and the president disavows any knowledge of the project. Unfortunately Joe doesn't wake up in a year, he wakes up in 500 years! But during that time human evolution has taken a dramatic down turn. After waking up, Joe takes a prison-assigned IQ test and finds that he's the smartest guy alive! Awaiting a full presidential pardon if he can solve one of the country's biggest problems - the dwindling plant population, Joe races against time to solve this problem. But in doing so he alienates half the country in the process! Can he make things right and escape a rather bizarre execution? (Read More)
Subgenre: | absurdismcult film |
Themes: | betrayal |
Mood: | car chase |
Story: | frat packbrainwashinghit in the crotchstupidityexploding carcleavagefalling from heightpunched in the faceface slappistolbare chested maleone word title |
Lazy court-process clerk and stoner Dale Denton has only one reason to visit his equally lazy dealer Saul Silver: to purchase weed, specifically, a rare new strain called Pineapple Express. But when Dale becomes the only witness to a murder by a crooked cop and the city's most dangerous drug lord, h β¦e panics and dumps his roach of Pineapple Express at the scene. Dale now has another reason to visit Saul: to find out if the weed is so rare that it can be traced back to him--and it is. As Dale and Saul run for their lives, they quickly discover that they're not suffering from weed-fueled paranoia: incredibly, the bad guys really are hot on their trail and trying to figure out the fastest way to kill them both. All aboard the Pineapple Express. (Read More)
Subgenre: | cult film |
Themes: | betrayalmurder |
Mood: | car chase |
Story: | butt slapblack and white scenesplit screenkicked in the faceexploding cardisguisemarijuanafalling from heightpunched in the faceface slappistolerectiontitle spoken by characterbare chested maleflashback |
After Nick is murdered by his own partner, he joins the Rest in Peace Department to protect the world from the undeads. While working with his new partner, many undeads are seen gathering in Boston. Soon he realizes that someone close to him is behind all a plot to bring on the apocalypse.
Themes: | funeralbetrayalsurrealismmurder |
Mood: | car chase |
Locations: | cemetery |
Story: | hit in the crotchobesityexploding cardisguisefalling from heightpistoltitle spoken by character |
The captivating crime-fighting trio who are the masters of disguise, espionage and martial arts. When a devious mastermind embroils them in a plot to destroy individual privacy the Angels, aided by their loyal sidekick Bosley, set out to bring down the bad guys. But when a terrible secret is reveale β¦d it makes the Angels targets for assassination. (Read More)
Subgenre: | spy spoof |
Story: | secret agentfirst partsplit screenassassinationdisguisespycleavagecharacter name in titlesequel |
When the coach of the France soccer team is killed by a poisoned dart in the stadium in the end of a game, and his expensive and huge ring with the diamond Pink Panther disappears, the ambitious Chief Insp. Dreyfus assigns the worst police inspector Jacques Clouseau to the case. His intention is to β¦give a diversion to the press, while he uses his best men to chase the killer and thief. He assigns Gendarme Gilbert Ponton to work with Clouseau and inform each step of the investigation. When Clouseau is nominated with honor to the highest prize in France, Dreyfus decides to humiliate Clouseau and take him out of the case. However Clouseau has already solved the mystery. (Read More)
Subgenre: | spy spoofcult film |
Themes: | murder |
Characters: | photographer |
Period: | 2000s |
Story: | secret agentfirst partdisguisespyreportercamerapunched in the facepistoltitle spoken by characterflashback |
John and Jane Smith are a normal married couple, living a normal life in a normal suburb, working normal jobs...well, if you can call secretly being assassins "normal". But neither Jane nor John knows about their spouse's secret, until they are surprised to find each other as targets! But on their q β¦uest to kill each other, they learn a lot more about each other than they ever did in five (or six) years of marriage. (Read More)
Subgenre: | cult film |
Themes: | dancemurder |
Mood: | car chase |
Story: | assassination attemptsecret agentkicked in the faceassassinationexploding carspyshot in the backfalling from heightpunched in the faceface slappistolcharacter name in title |
In Melbourne, the Chinese Chef Jackie has a successful show on television. The drug lord Giancarlo and his gang are dealing cocaine with The Demons gang, but they fight against each other. During the shooting, the snoopy reporter Diana and her partner are accidentally exposed and they flee with a VH β¦S tape with the footage of the negotiation. On the street, she stumbles with Jackie and he helps her fighting against the gangsters. When they are escaping in his car, her tape accidentally mixes with other videotapes that Jackie has in a box on the backseat of his car. Jackie goes to his apartment and meets his girlfriend Miki while his nephews "borrow" the tape to watch. Meanwhile Giancarlo's gangsters are looking for the tape and abduct Miki. Jackie's friend Romeo, who is a police detective, chases the gangsters with other policemen while Jackie teams up with Diana and his friend Lakisha to release Miki from Giancarlo. (Read More)
Subgenre: | absurdismcult film |
Themes: | betrayalmurder |
Mood: | car chase |
Story: | assassination attempthit in the crotchkicked in the faceexploding carshot in the backreporterfalling from heightpunched in the faceface slappistol |
Spencer Aimes is just your average, undercover, government-hired super-assassin accustomed to a life of exotic European locales, flashy sports cars and even flashier women. But when he meets Jen Kornfeldt, a beautiful, fun-loving computer tech recovering from a bad break-up, he finds true love...and β¦ happily trades international intrigue for domestic bliss. Three years later, Spencer and Jen are still enjoying a picture-perfect marriage - that is, until the morning after Spencer's 30th birthday. That's when Spencer and Jen learn he's the target of a multi-million dollar hit. Even worse, the hired killers have been stalking the happy couple for years, and could be anyone: friends, neighbors, the grocery store clerk, even that crabby old guy shuffling across the street. Now Spencer and Jen are on the run for their lives. As their suburban paradise turns into a paranoid game of dodge-the-bullet, they must find out who wants Spencer dead and why, all the while trying to save their marriage, manage his in-laws, keep up neighborly appearances ... and just plain survive. (Read More)
Themes: | betrayalmurder |
Mood: | car chase |
Locations: | cemetery |
Story: | assassination attemptsecret agentkicked in the faceexploding carspycamerapunched in the facepistoltitle spoken by characterbare chested maleone word titleflashback |
Southland Tales is an ensemble piece set in the futuristic landscape of Los Angeles on July 4, 2008, as it stands on the brink of social, economic and environmental disaster. Boxer Santaros is an action star who's stricken with amnesia. His life intertwines with Krysta Now, an adult film star develo β¦ping her own reality television project, and Ronald Taverner, a Hermosa Beach police officer who holds the key to a vast conspiracy. (Read More)
Subgenre: | absurdismconspiracycult film |
Themes: | dancebetrayalmurdersurrealism |
Period: | 2000s |
Story: | tv commercialsplit screenfemme fataledeath of frienddisguisespyshot in the backfalling from heightpunched in the facepistolbare chested malesequelflashback |
David Ghantt discovers the true meaning of adventure far beyond his wildest dreams. He is an uncomplicated man stuck in a monotonous life. Day in and day out he drives an armored vehicle, transporting millions of other people's money with no escape in sight. The only glimmer of excitement is his fli β¦rtatious work crush Kelly Campbell who soon lures him into the scheme of a lifetime. Along with a group of half-brained criminals led by Steve Chambers and an absurdly faulted heist plan, David manages the impossible and makes off with $17 million in cash...only problem is he foolishly hands the money over to this wild group of double crossers and has been set up to take the fall. With the bandits blowing the millions on lavish and ridiculous luxuries, they leave behind a glaring trail of evidence. Now on the lam and in over his head, David must dodge the authorities, evade a hilarious hit man, Mike McKinney, and try to turn the tables on the ones he trusted most. (Read More)
Subgenre: | absurdismconspiracy |
Themes: | betrayal |
Locations: | gas station |
Characters: | photographer |
Period: | 2000s |
Story: | assassination attemptstupidityexploding cardisguisefalling from heightpunched in the facepistolone word title |
After leaving the prison, the dwarf criminal Calvin Sims joins to his moron brother Percy to steal an expensive huge diamond in a jewelry for the mobster Walken. They are chased by the police, and Calvin hides the stone in the purse of the executive Vanessa Edwards, whose husband Darryl Edwards want β¦s to have a baby. Percy convinces Calvin to dress like a baby and be left in front of the Edwards's house to get inside the house and retrieve the diamond. Darryl and Vanessa keep Calvin for the weekend and decide to adopt him, while Walken threatens Darryl to get the stone back. (Read More)
Mood: | car chase |
Period: | 2000s |
Story: | hit in the crotchdwarfkicked in the facecleavagepunched in the faceface slappistoltitle spoken by characterbare chested male |
Television made him famous, but his biggest hits happened off screen. "Confessions of a Dangerous Mind" is the story of a legendary showman's double life - television producer by day, CIA assassin by night. At the height of his TV career, Chuck Barris was recruited by the CIA and trained to become a β¦ covert operative. Or so Barris said. (Read More)
Themes: | funeralmurder |
Story: | title appears in writingfamesecret agentsplit screenassassinationspyshot in the backcamerapunched in the faceface slappistolflashback |
Martin Blank is a freelance hitman who starts to develop a conscience, which causes him to muff a couple of routine assignments. On the advice of his secretary and his psychiatrist, he attends his 10th year High School reunion in Grosse Pointe, Michigan (a Detroit suburb where he's also contracted t β¦o kill someone). Hot on his tail are a couple of over-enthusiastic federal agents, another assassin who wants to kill him, and Grocer, an assassin who wants him to join an "Assassin's Union." (Read More)
Subgenre: | cult film |
Themes: | dancebetrayalmurder |
Mood: | car chase |
Locations: | cemetery |
Story: | djsecret agentkicked in the faceassassinationshot in the backmarijuanapunched in the faceface slappistol |
During the psychedelic 60s and 70s Larry "Doc" Sportello is surprised by his former girlfriend and her plot for her billionaire boyfriend, his wife, and her boyfriend. A plan for kidnapping gets shaken up by the oddball characters entangled in this groovy kidnapping romp based upon the novel by Thom β¦as Pynchon. (Read More)
Subgenre: | absurdismconspiracy |
Themes: | seductionbetrayalmurder |
Locations: | usa |
Characters: | photographer |
Story: | medium format cameraflash camerafilm cameratv commercialspymarijuanaface slaperectiontitle spoken by characterbare chested maleflashback |