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Major Benson Winifred Payne is being discharged from the Marines. Payne is a killin' machine, but the wars of the world are no longer fought on the battlefield. A career Marine, he has no idea what to do as a civilian, so his commander finds him a job - commanding officer of a local school's JROTC p β¦rogram, a bunch or ragtag losers with no hope. Using such teaching tools as live grenades and real bullets, Payne starts to instill the Corps with some hope. But when Payne is recalled to fight in Bosnia, will he leave the Corps that has just started to believe in him, or will he find out that killin' ain't much of a livin'? (Read More)
Subgenre: | cult film |
Themes: | humiliationdancedrunkenness |
Mood: | nightmarerain |
Characters: | stepfather stepson relationshipsoldier |
Story: | reference to the three little pigsmarine hymnkukri daggereyes wide openreference to little red riding hooddeaf boyhit in the throatrotcdrill instructordrugged foodabusive parentgold toothreference to oprah winfreybondingarmy life β¦bedtime storyu.s. marine corpsmilitary uniformwetting pantsbayonethanging upside downpush upsset upteachingshaved headlens flaretrophyobesityface paintflatulenceexercisered dressracebulletgrenadesabotagecross dressingbased on filmdateprankkicked in the facefantasy sequencemontageambushorphancompetitionshootingpunched in the faceremakebeatingpistolknifeexplosiontitle spoken by charactercharacter name in title (See All) |
Rod Kimble is a naif, a slacker living in a small US town with his mom, his younger brother, and his stepfather whose respect he craves. He also misses his dead dad, whom he thinks was Evel Knievel's back-up. Rod, a man-child, believes that he is a stunt man. When his stepfather needs an operation, β¦with help from his brother and his slacker pals, Rod hatches a plan to set a school-bus-jumping record on his moped. First, his crew and he have to raise money to rent the buses and build the ramp. Trouble is, Rod's inept at his chosen career. Looming failure is complicated by the return of Denise, Rod's next-door neighbor and secret heartthrob, who is home from college. Is public humiliation at hand? (Read More)
Subgenre: | cult film |
Themes: | humiliationdance |
Characters: | stepfather stepson relationship |
Story: | hanging upside downfantasy sequencemontagepunched in the facebeatingexplosioncharacter name in title |
Dave Lizewski is an unnoticed high school student and comic book fan with a few friends and who lives alone with his father. His life is not very difficult and his personal trials not that overwhelming. However, one day he makes the simple decision to become a super-hero even though he has no powers β¦ or training. (Read More)
Subgenre: | cult film |
Story: | lens flareface paintred dressgrenadekicked in the facefantasy sequencemontagepunched in the facebeatingpistolknifeexplosiontitle spoken by charactercharacter name in title |
Ben must prove he is good enough to date cop James' sister. By doing this he goes on a "Ride Along" to show that he is not weak and he will do whatever it takes to get James' approval but along the way runs into a few obstacles that he has to overcome in a very funny way.
Story: | lens flaregrenadedatekicked in the facefantasy sequenceambushpunched in the facebeatingpistolknifeexplosiontitle spoken by character |
For a factory worker named Douglas Quaid, even though he's got a beautiful wife who he loves, the mind-trip sounds like the perfect vacation from his frustrating life - real memories of life as a super-spy might be just what he needs. But when the procedure goes horribly wrong, Quaid becomes a hunte β¦d man as he finds himself on the run from the police. (Read More)
Themes: | drunkenness |
Mood: | nightmarerain |
Story: | hit in the throatlens flaregrenadepunched in the faceremakepistolknifeexplosiontitle spoken by character |
This is the origin story of former Special Forces operative turned mercenary Wade Wilson, who after being subjected to a rogue experiment that leaves him with accelerated healing powers, adopts the alter ego Deadpool. Armed with his new abilities and a dark, twisted sense of humor, Deadpool hunts do β¦wn the man who nearly destroyed his life. (Read More)
Mood: | rain |
Story: | shaved headflatulencebulletsabotagedatekicked in the facefantasy sequencemontageambushpunched in the facebeatingpistolknifeexplosioncharacter name in title |
The general public is concerned over having Superman on their planet and letting the "Dark Knight" - Batman - pursue the streets of Gotham. While this is happening, a power-phobic Batman tries to attack Superman.,Meanwhile Superman tries to settle on a decision, and Lex Luthor, the criminal mastermi β¦nd and millionaire, tries to use his own advantages to fight the "Man of Steel". (Read More)
Mood: | nightmare |
Characters: | soldier |
Story: | hanging upside downlens flareface paintbulletkicked in the facefantasy sequencemontageambushorphanpunched in the facebeatingpistolknifeexplosioncharacter name in title |
Lt. John Dunbar is dubbed a hero after he accidentally leads Union troops to a victory during the Civil War. He requests a position on the western frontier, but finds it deserted. He soon finds out he is not alone, but meets a wolf he dubs "Two-socks" and a curious Indian tribe. Dunbar quickly makes β¦ friends with the tribe, and discovers a white woman who was raised by the Indians. He gradually earns the respect of these native people, and sheds his white-man's ways. (Read More)
Characters: | soldier |
Story: | wetting pantsbayonetflatulenceprankambushbeatingpistolknifetitle spoken by charactercharacter name in title |
The infamous Riddick has been left for dead on a sun-scorched planet that appears to be lifeless. Soon, however, he finds himself fighting for survival against alien predators more lethal than any human he's encountered. The only way off is for Riddick to activate an emergency beacon and alert merce β¦naries who rapidly descend to the planet in search of their bounty. The first ship to arrive carries a new breed of merc, more lethal and violent, while the second is captained by a man whose pursuit of Riddick is more personal. With time running out and a storm on the horizon that no one could survive, his hunters won't leave the planet without Riddick's head as their trophy. (Read More)
Mood: | rain |
Story: | lens flaretrophygrenademontageambushpunched in the facebeatingpistolknifeexplosiontitle spoken by charactercharacter name in title |
Mood: | nightmarerain |
Characters: | soldier |
Story: | hanging upside downsabotagemontageambushorphanpunched in the facebeatingknifeexplosiontitle spoken by charactercharacter name in title |
Two powerful German guns control the seas past the Greek island of Navarone making the evacuation of endangered British troops on a neighboring island impossible. Air attack is useless so a team of six Allied and Greek soldiers is put ashore to meet up with partisans to try and dynamite the guns. Th β¦e mission is perilous enough anyway but are the Germans on the island getting further help too?. (Read More)
Subgenre: | cult film |
Characters: | soldier |
Story: | military uniformbayonetsabotagemontageambushpistolknifeexplosion |
Jackie Chan, a top secret militant soldier, crashes into the South African jungle after his mission of kidnapping three scientists (who were experimenting with a powerful mineral) has gone awry. Waking up in a village of local natives, Chan has no memory of who he is, thus being addressed as "Who Am β¦ I". His journey with aid from two female sidekicks to find out his identity leads him all the way to Rotterdam where he coincidentally discovers the location of the organization that kidnapped the three scientists. With no memory, Chan is thirsty for answers by any means necessary. (Read More)
Subgenre: | cult film |
Characters: | soldier |
Story: | face paintsabotagekicked in the faceambushpunched in the facebeatingpistolknifeexplosiontitle spoken by charactercharacter name in title |
After a fateful mistake costing his career, an ex-soccer player bum meets a shaolin kung fu student trying to spread the word of kung fu. The ex-soccer player helps reconcile with his five brothers, and teaches them soccer, adding shaolin kung fu as a twist.
Subgenre: | cult film |
Themes: | humiliationdancedrunkenness |
Story: | hanging upside downtrophyobesitycross dressingpunched in the facebeating |
Caesar and his apes are forced into a deadly conflict with an army of humans led by a ruthless Colonel. After the apes suffer unimaginable losses, Caesar wrestles with his darker instincts and begins his own mythic quest to avenge his kind. As the journey finally brings them face to face, Caesar and β¦ the Colonel are pitted against each other in an epic battle that will determine the fate of both their species and the future of the planet. (Read More)
Mood: | rain |
Characters: | soldier |
Story: | shaved headgrenadesabotagemontageambushorphanshootingbeatingpistolknifeexplosion |
Set in a futuristic dystopia where society is divided into five factions that each represent a different virtue, teenagers have to decide if they want to stay in their faction or switch to another - for the rest of their lives. Tris Prior makes a choice that surprises everyone. Then Tris and her fel β¦low faction-members have to live through a highly competitive initiation process to live out the choice they have made. They must undergo extreme physical and intense psychological tests, that transform them all. But Tris has a secret that she is Divergent, which means she doesn't fit into any one group. If anyone knew, it would mean a certain death. As she discovers a growing conflict that threatens to unravel her seemingly peaceful society, this secret might help her save the people she loves... or it might destroy her. (Read More)
Characters: | soldier |
Story: | hit in the throatlens flarekicked in the facefantasy sequencemontagepunched in the facebeatingpistolknifetitle spoken by character |
Since the dawn of civilization, he was worshiped as a god. Apocalypse, the first and most powerful mutant from Marvel's X-Men universe, amassed the powers of many other mutants, becoming immortal and invincible. Upon awakening after thousands of years, he is disillusioned with the world as he finds β¦it and recruits a team of powerful mutants, including a disheartened Magneto, to cleanse mankind and create a new world order, over which he will reign. As the fate of the Earth hangs in the balance, Raven with the help of Professor X must lead a team of young X-Men to stop their greatest nemesis and save mankind from complete destruction. (Read More)
Themes: | drunkenness |
Mood: | nightmare |
Characters: | soldier |
Story: | bedtime storyobesitysabotagekicked in the faceambushorphanpunched in the facebeatingpistolknifeexplosioncharacter name in title |
Camden College. Sean Bateman is the younger brother of depraved Wall Street broker Patrick Bateman. He's also a drug dealer who owes a lot of money to "fellow" dealer Rupert Guest, as well as a well-known womanizer, for he sleeps with nearly half of the female population on campus. Lauren Hynde is, β¦technically, a virgin. She's saving herself for her shallow boyfriend, Victor Johnson, who's left the States to backpack across Europe. Her slutty roommate, Lara, has the hots for Victor as well. Paul Denton, who used to date Lauren, is openly bisexual and attracted to Mitchell Allen, who's dating Candice to prove to Paul that he's not gay. Sean loves Lauren. Paul loves Sean. And Lauren may love Sean. (Read More)
Subgenre: | cult film |
Themes: | drunkenness |
Story: | wetting pantspush upslens flaredatefantasy sequencemontagepunched in the facebeatingknife |
After the Kingsman headquarters are blown up by a psychotic criminal named Poppy Adams. The surviving agents find their way to an allied secret organisation based in Kentucky, named Statesman. The two agencies must now work together in order to save the world and take down the so called 'Golden Circ β¦le'. (Read More)
Themes: | dancedrunkenness |
Mood: | rain |
Characters: | soldier |
Story: | bulletsabotagekicked in the facemontageambushpunched in the facebeatingpistolknifeexplosiontitle spoken by character |
1983. Tom Highway is a well-decorated career military man in the United States Marine Corps, he who has seen action in Korea and Vietnam. His current rank is Gunnery Sergeant. His experiences have led him to become an opinionated, no nonsense man, who is prone to bursts of violence, especially when β¦he's drunk, if the situation does not suit him, regardless of the specifics or people involved. Because of these actions, he has spent his fair share of overnighters behind bars. Close to retirement, one of his last assignments, one he requested, is back at his old unit at Cherry Point, North Carolina, from where he was transferred for insubordination. He is to train a reconnaissance platoon. His superior officer, the much younger and combat inexperienced Major Malcolm Powers, sees Highway as a relic of an old styled military. Highway's commanding officer, Lieutenant Ring, the platoon leader, is also a younger man who has no combat experience, but is academically inclined and happy-go-lucky. Highway finds that his team is a rag-tag bunch of slackers, who includes wannabe rock musician Stitch Jones, with who Highway had an inauspicious earlier meeting. The men in the platoon, who truly believe Highway is crazy, hate him, and don't understand why they have to follow his harsh training regimen when the United States is not currently at war. The major, who is all about efficiency regardless of combat readiness, has the same views of Highway. He is clear that he sees Highway's platoon sβ¦ (Read More)
Subgenre: | cult film |
Themes: | drunkenness |
Characters: | soldier |
Story: | u.s. marine corpsmilitary uniformface paintexercisegrenadeambushpunched in the facebeatingpistolknifeexplosiontitle spoken by character |
Brilliant and obese scientist Sherman Klump invents a miraculous weight-loss solution. After a date with chemistry student Carla Purty goes badly, a depressed Klump tries the solution on himself. Though he instantly loses 250 pounds, the side effects include a second personality: an obnoxiously self β¦-assertive braggart who calls himself Buddy Love. Buddy proves to be more popular than Sherman, but his arrogance and bad behavior quickly spiral out of control. (Read More)
Themes: | humiliation |
Story: | reference to oprah winfreyteachingobesityflatulencedateremake |
Calvin Joyner was voted in high school the guy most likely to succeed. 20 years later he's an accountant. As his high school reunion approaches, he tries to make contact with his old schoolmates. And someone named Bob Stone contacts him. He says that he was known as Robbie Weirdicht in school. Calvi β¦n remembers that he was picked on, as a matter of fact after an extremely nasty prank he left school. They agree to meet and Calvin is surprised by how much he has changed. Bob asks Calvin to help him out. He says yes and the next thing he knows some men burst into his home. They're CIA, the one in charge is looking for Stone, she says he's a rogue agent. When they can't find Bob they leave. Later he approaches Calvin telling him, he is not a rogue agent, he's trying to find a person known as the Black Badger who is planning to sell some information that in the wrong hands can be disastrous. so he needs Calvin's help to stop him. Calvin's not sure whom he should believe. (Read More)
Themes: | humiliation |
Story: | obesitysabotageprankkicked in the facemontageambushpunched in the facebeatingpistolknifeexplosion |
During WWII in England, Charlie, Carrie, and Paul Rawlins are sent to live with Eglantine Price, an apprentice witch. Charlie blackmails Miss Price that if he is to keep her practices a secret, she must give him something, so she takes a bedknob from her late father's bed and places the "famous magi β¦c traveling spell" on it, and only Paul can activate it. Their first journey is to a street in London where they meet Emelius Browne, headmaster of Miss Price's witchcraft training correspondence school. Miss Price tells him of a plan to find the magic words for a spell known as Substitutiary Locomotion, which brings inanimate objects to life. This spell will be her work for the war effort. (Read More)
Themes: | dance |
Characters: | soldier |
Story: | trophygrenadefantasy sequenceorphancompetitionpunched in the facepistolknifeexplosion |
Thor is imprisoned on the other side of the universe and finds himself in a race against time to get back to Asgard to stop Ragnarok, the destruction of his homeworld and the end of Asgardian civilization, at the hands of an all-powerful new threat, the ruthless Hela.
Themes: | drunkenness |
Characters: | soldier |
Story: | hanging upside downracekicked in the faceambushpunched in the facebeatingknifeexplosiontitle spoken by charactercharacter name in title |
After the earth-shattering revelations of INSURGENT, Tris must escape with Four and go beyond the wall enclosing Chicago. For the first time ever, they will leave the only city and family they have ever known. Once outside, old discoveries are quickly rendered meaningless with the revelation of shoc β¦king new truths. Tris and Four must quickly decide who they can trust as a ruthless battle ignites beyond the walls of Chicago which threatens all of humanity. In order to survive, Tris will be forced to make impossible choices about courage, allegiance, sacrifice and love. (Read More)
Mood: | rain |
Characters: | soldier |
Story: | sabotagekicked in the facefantasy sequenceambushorphanpunched in the facebeatingpistolknifeexplosiontitle spoken by character |
It feels good to be bad...Assemble a team of the world's most dangerous, incarcerated Super Villains, provide them with the most powerful arsenal at the government's disposal, and send them off on a mission to defeat an enigmatic, insuperable entity. U.S. intelligence officer Amanda Waller has deter β¦mined only a secretly convened group of disparate, despicable individuals with next to nothing to lose will do. However, once they realize they weren't picked to succeed but chosen for their patent culpability when they inevitably fail, will the Suicide Squad resolve to die trying, or decide it's every man for himself? (Read More)
Characters: | soldier |
Story: | gold toothhanging upside downsabotagekicked in the facefantasy sequencemontageambushpunched in the facebeatingpistolknifeexplosiontitle spoken by character |
Armed with the astonishing ability to shrink in scale but increase in strength, con-man Scott Lang must embrace his inner-hero and help his mentor, Dr. Hank Pym, protect the secret behind his spectacular Ant-Man suit from a new generation of towering threats. Against seemingly insurmountable obstacl β¦es, Pym and Lang must plan and pull off a heist that will save the world. (Read More)
Mood: | rain |
Story: | sabotagekicked in the facemontageambushshootingpunched in the facebeatingpistolknifeexplosiontitle spoken by charactercharacter name in title |
After failing in a scheme to steal Leonardo Da Vinci's airship blueprints, the Musketeers are disbanded by Cardinal Richelieu leaving Athos, Porthos and Aramis on the streets of Paris. In the meantime, the young, reckless and ambitious D'Artagnan has set off from Gascony with dreams of becoming a mu β¦sketeer himself, not realizing that they have been disbanded. In no time, D'Artagnan manages to offend Athos, Porthos and Aramis on different occasions and challenges them all to duels. However before the duels can take place they are attacked by guards, trying to arrest them for illegal dueling. The ex-musketeers and D'Artagnan fight off the soldiers, leading to the four men becoming a band with the motto of "All for one, and one for all". Count Richelieu is not only determined to be rid of the musketeers, but also schemes with Athos' former lover Milady to undermine the reign of King Louis and his wife. The musketeers and D'Artagnan are determined to save the royal family and France itself. (Read More)
Themes: | drunkenness |
Characters: | soldier |
Story: | set upgrenadekicked in the faceambushpunched in the facepistolknifeexplosiontitle spoken by character |
Ineffectual, 'has-been' film-maker (Dennis Quaid) swindles his way into an interview with a film executive (Greg Kinnear) in order to pitch an outrageous and controversial comedy manuscript. After pitching the first of his thirteen offbeat fables, the dejected artist forces the rest of his disjointe β¦d allegory on the executive at gunpoint. He tells stories of a woman on a blind date with a man who has testicles growing from his neck, in another a smitten woman offers her neck to her boyfriend to 'poop' on -as a sign of commitment and love. In yet another two parents take home-schooling to a whole new level of indecency, striving to give their isolated teenage son all the 'regular' torment and humiliation of puberty by bullying, peer-pressuring and even seducing him themselves. An off-beat, elephant-in-the-room type film. (Read More)
Themes: | humiliation |
Story: | flatulencegrenadedateshootingpunched in the facebeatingpistoltitle spoken by character |
Story: | hanging upside downkicked in the faceambushorphanpunched in the facepistolknifeexplosiontitle spoken by charactercharacter name in title |
Set in Canton, China in the 1940s, the story revolves in a town ruled by the Axe Gang, Sing who desperately wants to become a member. He stumbles into a slum ruled by eccentric landlords who turns out to be the greatest kung-fu masters in disguise. Sing's actions eventually cause the Axe Gang and th β¦e slumlords to engage in an explosive kung-fu battle. Only one side will win and only one hero will emerge as the greatest kung-fu master of all. (Read More)
Subgenre: | cult film |
Themes: | humiliation |
Characters: | soldier |
Story: | obesityflatulencebulletcross dressingkicked in the faceambushpunched in the faceknife |
Playboy Britt Reid (Seth Rogen) becomes the new publisher of Los Angeles' "The Daily Sentinel" after the sudden death of his father. Britt's party life is about to change when he and his driver and kung fu expert, Kato (Jay Chou), stop a robbery. With the help of Kato, Britt starts a new career of f β¦ighting crime as the masked superhero "The Green Hornet". (Read More)
Themes: | drunkenness |
Story: | lens flarekicked in the facemontageorphanpunched in the facebeatingpistolknifeexplosiontitle spoken by charactercharacter name in title |
Diana, princess of the Amazons, trained to be an unconquerable warrior. Raised on a sheltered island paradise, when a pilot crashes on their shores and tells of a massive conflict raging in the outside world, Diana leaves her home, convinced she can stop the threat. Fighting alongside man in a war t β¦o end all wars, Diana will discover her full powers and her true destiny. (Read More)
Themes: | drunkenness |
Characters: | soldier |
Story: | bayonetbulletsabotagekicked in the facefantasy sequencemontagepunched in the facebeatingpistolknifeexplosioncharacter name in title |
Characters: | soldier |
Story: | kicked in the facefantasy sequencemontageambushorphanpunched in the facebeatingknifeexplosioncharacter name in title |
The G.I. Joe team is framed for crimes against the country by Zartan, disguised as the President, and Cobra Commander has all the world leaders under his influence, with their advanced warheads headed towards innocent populaces around the world. Outnumbered and outgunned, the surviving team members β¦form a plan with their original leader, General Joseph Colton, to rescue the President and face off Cobra Commander, his accomplices and the world leaders. (Read More)
Characters: | soldier |
Story: | lens flarered dressgrenadekicked in the faceambushpunched in the facebeatingpistolknifeexplosioncharacter name in title |
Kevin Chan (aka Jackie) is a Hong-Kong cop, who scores his first big hit by virtually single-handedly capturing and arresting a big drug- lord. Of course, the drug-lord isn't too happy about this, and frames Kevin with the murder of another cop (who happened to be on the take). Kevin has to clear hi β¦s name, whilst keeping himself from getting killed or arrested, and keeping his girlfriend from leaving him. (Read More)
Subgenre: | cult film |
Themes: | humiliation |
Story: | wetting pantskicked in the facemontageambushpunched in the facebeatingpistolknifeexplosion |
Nick, a somewhat chauvinistic advertising exec hot shot, has his life turned haywire when a fluke accident enables him to hear what women think. At first all he wants to do is rid himself of this curse, until a wacky psychologist shows him that this could be used to his advantage! His first target i β¦s Darcy McGuire, the very woman that got the promotion he wanted. But just as his plan is beginning to work, love gets in the way... (Read More)
Themes: | dancedrunkenness |
Mood: | rain |
Story: | sabotagecross dressingmontagecompetitiontitle spoken by character |
Blind Zatoichi makes his living by gambling and giving massages. But behind his humble facade, Zatoichi is a master swordsman, gifted with lightning-fast draw and strokes of breathtaking precision. Zatoichi wanders into a town run by sinister gangs and a powerful samurai. He's destined for violent s β¦howdowns when he stumbles on two beautiful geishas avenging their parents' murder... Duels, wit and a touch of zen! Cult anti-hero Zatoichi is back in a sword-fighting adventure written, directed and starring Takeshi Kitano. (Read More)
Subgenre: | cult film |
Themes: | dance |
Mood: | rain |
Story: | cross dressingambushorphanpunched in the faceremakebeatingpistolcharacter name in title |
CIA chief Hunley (Baldwin) convinces a Senate committee to disband the IMF (Impossible Mission Force), of which Ethan Hunt (Cruise) is a key member. Hunley argues that the IMF is too reckless. Now on his own, Hunt goes after a shadowy and deadly rogue organization called the Syndicate.
Mood: | rain |
Story: | sabotagekicked in the facefantasy sequenceambushpunched in the facebeatingpistolknifetitle spoken by character |
Extreme athlete turned government operative Xander Cage (Vin Diesel) comes out of self-imposed exile, thought to be long dead, and is set on a collision course with deadly alpha warrior Xiang (Donnie Yen) and his team in a race to recover a sinister and seemingly unstoppable weapon known as Pandora' β¦s Box. Recruiting an all-new group of thrill-seeking cohorts, Xander finds himself enmeshed in a deadly conspiracy that points to collusion at the highest levels of world governments. (Read More)
Characters: | soldier |
Story: | racegrenadesabotagekicked in the facemontageambushpunched in the facebeatingpistolknifeexplosioncharacter name in title |
Ellie has been taking care of her younger brother Jimmy since their parents death. One night after picking him up from a party they are involved in a car accident on Mullholland Drive. While trying to rescue a woman from the other car a creature attacks and kills her, also injuring both Ellie and Ji β¦mmy. After some research Jimmy realizes the creature could only have been a werewolf. (Read More)
Subgenre: | cult film |
Themes: | drunkenness |
Mood: | nightmare |
Story: | kicked in the faceambushorphanpunched in the facebeatingpistolknifetitle spoken by character |
After making their way through high school (twice), big changes are in store for officers Schmidt (Jonah Hill) and Jenko (Channing Tatum) when they go deep undercover at a local college. But when Jenko meets a kindred spirit on the football team, and Schmidt infiltrates the bohemian art major scene, β¦ they begin to question their partnership. Now they don't have to just crack the case - they have to figure out if they can have a mature relationship. If these two overgrown adolescents can grow from freshmen into real men, college might be the best thing that ever happened to them. (Read More)
Themes: | drunkenness |
Mood: | rain |
Story: | hanging upside downkicked in the facefantasy sequencemontagepunched in the facebeatingpistolexplosiontitle spoken by character |
When a band of ruthless hijackers invade the world's most luxurious cruise ship, they're shocked to discover the passengers have mysteriously vanished! But that doesn't mean they are alone! Something terrifying is lurking just out of sight: a deadly force from the unexplored depths of the ocean that β¦ begins to snatch the horrified intruders one by one! (Read More)
Mood: | rain |
Story: | red dressgrenadesabotagepunched in the facebeatingpistolexplosion |
Barney Ross leads the "Expendables", a band of highly skilled mercenaries including knife enthusiast Lee Christmas, martial arts expert Yin Yang, heavy weapons specialist Hale Caesar, demolitionist Toll Road and loose-cannon sniper Gunner Jensen. When the group is commissioned by the mysterious Mr. β¦Church to assassinate the merciless dictator of a small South American island, Barney and Lee head to the remote locale to scout out their opposition. Once there, they meet with local rebel Sandra and discover the true nature of the conflict engulfing the city. When they escape the island and Sandra stays behind, Ross must choose to either walk away and save his own life - or attempt a suicidal rescue mission that might just save his soul. (Read More)
Subgenre: | cult film |
Characters: | soldier |
Story: | lens flareface paintgrenadekicked in the facepunched in the facebeatingpistolknifeexplosion |
After the death of their grandfather Johann von Wolfhause, the brothers Jan and Todd Wolfhouse travel to Munich to fulfill a family tradition, spreading the ashes of Johann during the Oktoberfest. Their contact brings them to a secret beer competition, the Beerfest", where they are offended by Baron β¦ Wolfgang von Wolfhausen and the German branch of their family that accuse their great-grandmother of being a prostitute and their grandfather of stealing an old recipe of the best beer in Germany. Jan and Todd returns to USA humiliated and decide to organize a beer team to dispute the next Beerfest. They join Landfill, Barry and Fink and train long the year to participate in the competition. When they find the lost recipe hidden in a dummy, they feel that their German relatives told the truth. But the team is ready for the tough dispute. (Read More)
Subgenre: | cult film |
Themes: | drunkenness |
Story: | wetting pantsobesityred dresscompetitionpunched in the facetitle spoken by character |
After stealing a mysterious orb in the far reaches of outer space, Peter Quill from Earth, is now the main target of a manhunt led by the villain known as Ronan the Accuser. To help fight Ronan and his team and save the galaxy from his power, Quill creates a team of space heroes known as the "Guardi β¦ans of the Galaxy" to save the world. (Read More)
Subgenre: | cult film |
Themes: | drunkenness |
Characters: | soldier |
Story: | lens flareface paintkicked in the facemontageorphanshootingpunched in the faceknifeexplosiontitle spoken by character |
Set in 1884 Sudan, this fifth film to be adapted from the A.E.W. Mason novel follows a British officer who resigns his post right before his regiment ships out to battle the rebels. Perceiving his resignation as cowardice, his friends and fiancee give him four white feathers, the symbol of cowardice β¦, but little do they know he's actually going undercover and plans to redeem his honor. (Read More)
Themes: | humiliation |
Mood: | rain |
Characters: | soldier |
Story: | military uniformbayonetambushshootingremake |
Based on the true story of Daniel Lugo ('Mark Wahlberg (I)' (qv)) a Miami bodybuilder who wants to live the American dream. He would like to have the money that other people have. So he enlists the help of fellow bodybuilder Adrian Doorbal ('Anthony Mackie' (qv)) and ex-convict, Christian bodybuilde β¦r Paul Doyle ('Dwayne Johnson (I)' (qv)). Their kidnapping and extortion scheme goes terribly wrong since they have muscles for brains and they're left to haphazardly try to hold onto the elusive American dream. (Read More)
Themes: | drunkenness |
Story: | wetting pantshanging upside downlens flareexercisemontagepunched in the facebeatingpistolknifetitle spoken by character |
MI6's top assassin (Mark Strong) has a brother. Unfortunately for him, he's a football hooligan (Sacha Baron Cohen) from the town of Grimsby. Nobby has everything a man from the poor English fishing town of Grimsby could want - 9 children and the most attractive girlfriend in northern England (Rebel β¦ Wilson). There's only one thing missing in his life: his little brother, Sebastian. After they were adopted by different families as children, Nobby spent 28 years searching for him. Upon hearing of his location, Nobby sets off to reunite with his brother, unaware that not only is his brother an MI6 agent, but he's just uncovered a plot that puts the world in danger. On the run and wrongfully accused, Sebastian realizes that if he is going to save the world, he will need the help of its biggest idiot. (Read More)
Themes: | drunkenness |
Story: | obesityface paintkicked in the facemontageambushorphanpunched in the facebeatingpistolknifeexplosiontitle spoken by charactercharacter name in title |
John and Jane Smith are a normal married couple, living a normal life in a normal suburb, working normal jobs...well, if you can call secretly being assassins "normal". But neither Jane nor John knows about their spouse's secret, until they are surprised to find each other as targets! But on their q β¦uest to kill each other, they learn a lot more about each other than they ever did in five (or six) years of marriage. (Read More)
Subgenre: | cult film |
Themes: | dancedrunkenness |
Mood: | rain |
Story: | grenadekicked in the faceambushshootingpunched in the facepistolknifeexplosioncharacter name in title |
John makes a Christmas miracle happen by bringing his one and only friend to life, his teddy bear. The two grow up together and John must then choose to stay with his girlfriend or keep his friendship with his crude and extremely inappropriate teddy bear, Ted.
Themes: | dancedrunkenness |
Story: | flatulencefantasy sequencemontagepunched in the facebeatingknifetitle spoken by charactercharacter name in title |